Funniest SnapChat Picture Leaked!

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Top 10 That Could Only Happen at Walmart Moments

Is it Funny walmart pictures you want? Well you’re in luck as we have scanned the interwebs for 10 of the best and funniest pictures that could only happen in a Walmart.

If you’re American the chances are you know what Walmart is. In fact let’s rephrase…you should know what Walmart is. But if like us you’re UK based (or somewhere else in the world) you maybe unsure. Just think of them as a giant Tesco or Asda (if you don’t know these either, we have no hope for you). And as well as selling everything from video games to food, they attract the most weirdest of people.

10. Casually Taking Your Pet Alligator for a Stroll

Who even owns a pet alligator? Why would you want one? Are you even allowed them as pets? Why would you take it for a walk in Walmart? I know the sign usually says no dogs accept guide dogs, but bringing in an alligator is probably not allowed, is it? “Well technically, Sir, the sign says nothing about alligators”.

9. Momma Got Herself Some Orange Soda

You know when we pay to sleep with your mom every Thursday, do you know what she does with the money? Well now you do. She gets her fine ass down to her local Walmart store and buys herself some orange soda. We don’t blame her though, we would build up a thirst after the seeing to we gave her last night.

8. Taking the Grandson Shopping

“Hank, your grandson has come to stay for the day and you don’t even acknowledge him! How about you take him to Walmart and let him pick out a toy”. *30 mins later* As you can see, it seems like Hank’s grandson is having the best time ever. I am sure he will go home and tell his mother all the wonderful things him and his grandad did together.

7. Damn, Girl!

If you wish to be overweight then that’s your choice as it doesn’t effect us if you are (unless we are sat next to you and you are taking up half our seat – that sh*t does p*ss us off), but please make sure you buy cloths that fit you for goodness sake. No one wants to see it. Really, they don’t

6. Granny is Easy

Oh wow, it looks like your granny likes Frosties the treacle. Hold on a cotton pickin’ moment! Her t-shirt says what? It’s not easy being easy? Sh*t the bed! Where did she buy that from as we totally want one. We wondering if the back of the t-shirt said anything?

And remember kids: It’s not easy being easy.

5. Officer, I’ve Spotted a Cloud

Remember that time you spotted some smoke in the sky and it turned out to be clouds? Well so does all of America thanks to the Ellen show. Damn you Dory. Just god help you never see the sun as it’s going to be a really bad and terrifying day for you. “Officer, the sky… It’s on fire! There’s a huge ball and it’s going to crash into us!”

4. Raccoon Anyone?

Has anyone seen my racoons? Oh yeah, that’s right, they are on the top of my car! We’ve heard the raccoon business is booming, especially if you start selling them in Walmart car parks. We best go and round a few of them bitches up and find us a walmart.

3. Teaching Your Son a Lesson

Has your son done something he shouldn’t lately such as lie to you? Yes you say? You best teach the boy a lesson and humiliate him in walmart by making him wear a sign that says “I am a liar”. Now if only there was a way the whole world could see it. Oh, there is. Thank you, internet.

2. Emo Pandas are Real?

Emo panda? As if that is even a niche now. Is this what happens when emo evolves? The next generation of emo? We wonder if the couple are Japanese too. We just want to know if the girl knows she has forgot to put on trousers – it’s not like we are complaining like. Well a little, as she is a little on the skinny side. Give us them juice doubles any day.

1. Look at Dem Mullets

Now these are some mullets than Jean-Claude Van Damme would be jelly of. Someone so needs to rock a mullet and try and bring it back. Why wouldn’t you want a style that says business on top and party in the back?

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Top 10 Birds With Arms

congratulations, you’ve come to the right place for pointless yet amusing top ten lists. Come on, who would want to see a bunch of birds with human arms? Ha, who are we kidding? We would totally love to see a bunch of birds with arms! So without further adieu, here are a bunch of pointless birds with photoshopped arms. Amazing, right?

And your partner says you do nothing but waste your time on the internet. Psssh! Don’t listen to them. Remember: as long as you don’t mind photoshopped birds with over-sized Arnold Schwarzenegger arms, you’ll always be welcome here. Just do us a favour and tell your mum, auntie and uncle, and whoever else lives with you to visit us too – this site doesn’t pay for itself you know.

10. Sun’s Out, Guns Out

9. Dropped The Shit Out of This! Drop A#

8. Brap Brap, Bro

7. I Aint Tell You Sh*t

6. Yeah, I’m up to 5lb on Bench Now

5. Can’t Talk, Got to Go

4. You Saw Nothing

3. Bro! If You Wanna Go! Let’s Go!

2. A Fight to the Death

1. I’mma Put This Bullet In Yo Ass

We know, right, how cool! We too can also imagine a black bird or pigeon flying into our garden with huge bulging biceps. Don’t worry, with how well advances are going in modern science, we reckon birds with arms will totally happen in the next few years. Come on, science guys, who cares about string theory and quantum mechanics ? How about funding something that’s worth funding? Dark matter and god particles can be placed on the back burner!

If any of you wish to donate your arms in the name of science, please contact us. Size does matter though. We don’t want any weedy arms. We need big muscular veiny ba****ds.

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Top 10 of the Best Kinds of Drunken Texts Ever

The next time you plan on having that one beer in your local which always turns out costing you $50, a day off work and the feeling of it “hanging out your ass”? You should decide to accidentally leave your phone at home to save you from any drunken texts you may need to iron out the next day.

In fact even better: Imagine if your phone asked you questions and depending on how well you answered them, decided which of your contacts you could drunk text. We guess we should get on Kick Starter and submit the idea before one of the dragons from Dragons’ Den gets their sweaty paws on it.

Introducing our top ten of the best kinds of drunk texts to both receive and sent.

10. Hagrid, Is That You?

When you’re convinced you see someone famous

We’ve all been drunk and seen someone who looks like a celebrity and we can’t help ourselves but tell this person how much they resemble that celebrity. Well, when we say celebrity, what we really means is either a hobbit, or someone from Harry Potter.

9. Trying to Pee in the Chow Mein

Someone needs to text for you

You know your paralytic when the takeway man is sending texts for you. Also, when you’re dressed as a wolf, talking to yourself and you can stomach two bottles of vodka, it may be time to take what the Chinese guy said in your text seriously.

8. IIm$m goods I’m a liL drinmkl

When you’re too drunk to see your phone

A common stage of drinking too much is denial. We convince ourselves that we’ve only had a few when in reality the pub has had to close down as it has no beer left to sell. But when you text like a person with fat fingers, it’s probably best not to text the night away.

7. Swam my Button

When you turn into a comedian

When you’re drunk and you have found your funny hat, it’s probably best not to text someone who is sober. The chances are they won’t get your humor even though you’re creasing on the floor. Especially when you want to ask them if they want to goose.

6. Five Knuckle Shuffle Anyone?

You know how we said in the beginning of the article about a system to stop you from texting if you ever got too drunk? Well the same system should automatically block all numbers to family members. Especially your parents numbers and the home answering machine.

5. I’m a Whale. No, I’m an Octopus!

The serial texter

When you get to a certain type of drunkness, you not only start to feel good, but you usually text the same person each time. But when this person is discussing the possibility of blocking your number, it maybe a good time to re-evaluate if it’s a text worth sending.

4. I Reply to Myself, so What

When you start replying to your own texts

The iPhone text system is set out in a way that everyone understands: The grey text is incoming texts and the green is outgoing. If you see a green text then, it’s probably not best to reply to it. It makes it worse as the other person in the text will still see what you wrote.

3. Go! Pikachu!

When you can’t remember what happened

It’s the best feeling in the world when you wake up and you’re like what the f*ck happened last night. Then there’s 80% of you that never wants to find out and 20% that’s kind of curious. But when you’re mistaking hamsters for Pokemon and going around throwing them on the floor, it’s best not to turn your phone on in the morning to read your texts.

2. Are you drunk, Sir?

When you text in words

When you text in words rather than sentences, it probably best to give up texting for the day. Also, when autocorrect is being a botch, it’s kind of also best to place the phone down and back away from it.

1. Snoggled on Light Boys

When autocorrect works in overtime

Haha, when your autocorrect is having a good time, it means you’re drinking like a king. So go to the bar and asking for another one as only good things can happen the more you carry on.

If you are unsure if you have an alcohol problem, the best thing to do is check your outbox folder on your phone the day after a night out – all your questions will now be answered.

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Top 10 Products With The Dirtiest Names

When you see a new product for the first time, you are draw to the name first. If the name is well-known the chances of you buying it are high. But what if the product is new to the market? How does it stand a chance? Easy! It gets stuck with a dirty name and viola, problem solved.

Not only would we be tempted of buying a product with a dirty name – if only for the novelty value – but we are more prone of sharing the name with friends and family. Then after you know it, it’s on the news. And you guys thought they made dirty product names to try and be funny.

10. So That’s Where People Buy it From

“Hey, Jon! You know that plant you’re growing in the loft? I have a way to shift the stuff” “Are you sure we wont get done?” “Don’t worry about it. This plan is full proof.”

9. Mmmm, Wait Until You Taste It

Nice play on words. But do you think people will buy it? I can’t imagine soup that tastes like it’s been stirred with a d**k tastes that nice to be honest.

8. The Best Kind of Goo

Send your husband to the shop to get some diaper ointment and the chances are he will come back with come Booty Goo. Come on, men, you so would – we know we would.

7. Soup for Your Mom

Hey, might as well go phone your mom and tell her they now have a soup especially for her. Well, tell her the soup resembles noodles more than a soup, but either way, it’s been designed especially for her.

6. Put Them In Your Mouth

Is this what the kids are eating nowadays? Liquid filled and extra sour; just like the real thing then.  All they need to do is make them fury and it’s a winner.

5. Say It Like it Is

Fancy trying a new spice mix to spice up your meat? Well how about a sh*t mix? Yeah, we wont beat around bush. It’s probably not the best mix in the world. Hey, at least we are honest.

4. Say What Now?

Nothing quenches your thirst like a cold can of Jew’s Ear Juice. It only takes around 2 Jews to fill a can so it’s very sustainable.

3. The Best Kind of Honey… Or So We’ve Heard

Damn! I’m currently a transsexual and there’s no honey to cater to my needs. What? You’re saying there’s actually a honey that is especially for me? Really? Oh, how times have changed.

2. We Do Enjoy a Good “Gaytime”

When it’s a very hot day and sweat is dripping from your face, reach into your freezer for a Golden Gaytime! We’ve heard that once you try one, you will never turn back.

1. No Other Toilet Roll Will Suffice Now

We will tell you what, if this toilet roll was sold at our local store, we would 100% buy it! Who wouldn’t? Say bye bye, Andrex, there’s a new roll in town.

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Top 10 People With Unfortunate Names

Pssh, and you thought celebrity baby names were bad. Pilot Inspektor and North West have got nothing on the following unfortunate names that some people have.

There’s one sure thing: If you ever want your child to hate you forever and always be laughed at their whole life, naming them something like “Moe Lester” and “Chris P. Bacon” is a sure way to go about it – although, “Chris P. Bacon” is a pretty badass name to be fair.

Here’s a twist though: Maybe some of the following people legally changed their names themselves? Because who wouldn’t want to change their name to “Willie Stroker” or “General Arse Biscuites?” “General Arse Biscuites,” oh god! that’s got to be the best/unfortunate name ever!

10. Moe Lester

9. General Arse Biscuites

8. Dr. Whet Faartz

7. Chris P. Bacon

6. Steve Sharts

5. Kash Register

4. Batman Bin Suparman

3. Phat Ho

2. Willie Stroker

1. Heath Cockburn

These people’s names maybe unlucky and unfortunate, but come on, there’s some perks we guess to names like this. Why wouldn’t a school want to hire “Moe Lester” and which female wouldn’t want to go out with “Willie Stroker?” Also, which retail chain wouldn’t want to employ “Kash Register”. Jokes a side, we totally need to befriend “Chris P. Bacon”. That guy is just winning at life!

Do you know of any funny names you’ve come across over the years? Online or someone you know? Please let us all know in the comments below.

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